“I have an interesting case here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.”

Meanwhile, in Montana

A Montana police officer called the station on his radio.
“I have an interesting case here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.”
“Have you arrested the woman?”
“Not yet. The floor’s still wet.”

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