Police Officer On LSD Attempts To Save Anti-Masturbation Dolphin Mascot From Imaginary Fire

PHOENIX, AZ (AP) — Late last night, a Phoenix police officer broke into a local YMCA during a meeting for Christians who are striving to live a masturbation-free lifestyle. The officer’s intentions was to save the organization’s dolphin mascot from a burning fire, but it turned out there was no fire and detectives say the officer was on a “massive amounts of LSD and hallucinating”.

http://cnn.com.de/news/police-officer-saves-dolphin-mascot-imaginary-fire/

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