Sunny With A Chance of Bullet Showers

Notice our “newsreaders” all have that fk’n coy smile at the corners of their mouths? …

Hey, hot fk’n news day or what?? …

They’re all so calm, so matter-of-fact… just that little twist in their mouth, the little eye sparkle…

Ooooo ain’t it a joyful bloody day I get to report on ‘nother obscenity …

Now Nancy, let’s check on Syria, seems we’ve blown up an entire goddamn village of ragheads…

O o o o I’m so fkin’ important …

Any updates on that wedding party we smithereened in Sudan???

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